My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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