her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
sex in a hospital.. check
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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