let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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