And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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