I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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