So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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