i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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