ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
