It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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