Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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