If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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