Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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