I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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