Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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