btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
This is the high leading the old right now
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She made me pour olive oil on her.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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