i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I have already put on my inside pants.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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