She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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