spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
