Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
there is glitter all over my balls
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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