i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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