my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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