weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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