Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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