Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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