Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
