Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
