So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I look better un-naked...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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