Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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