maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I see more hoeing in ur future
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