I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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