Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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