Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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