just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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