Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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