You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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