hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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