what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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