HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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