your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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