He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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