Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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