He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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