I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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