put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
people are starting to question the shark bite story
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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