I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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