we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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