a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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