Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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