Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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