But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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