woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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