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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I AM VODKA MAN
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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