i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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